Spam for Fun = Let’s spam being Fun

scam messages is a message through any messenger media like as email, short message services and other popular services. lately, my inbox got lots of new Scam messages. You could Identify it as scam by reading the email below. I write this here so if any of you got this messages, just ignore os delete it right away. do you hate scam messages? I do. but hey, I found how to make use of it. don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to send it to anywhere. I just wanna make fun of it. let’s the FUN begin. (SPAM FOR FUN = Let’s Spam Being Fun)

Good day,  I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship but I believe knowing each other starts from a step of which I believe I am not making a mistake exposing this very important business deal to you?  Firstly, let me identify myself without any intention of equivocation, I Mr. Johan Dickson 49years old, Financial Expert worked here in UK top bank, I will be happy if we can do business together in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual benefit for us. I have a transaction deal in the tune of $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen million united state American dollars} to be transferred to any possible safe account with your good assistance. I have every possibility & advantages for the proceeds of this account to be paid to you and then both of us can share equal percentage meaning 60% for me and 40% to you. Can I trust you on this subject matter?  I had discussed this issue privately with the Bank Director and he agreed to help and have instructed me to look for a foreigner who can be trusted and capable to handle this transaction so that we can secretly move this money out from UK immediately basing on Investments plans in your Country. I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and you should not entertain any fears as the required arrangements have been made for the completion of this operation.  This money was secretly deposited and placed for an Investment before the late holder Mr.Rafic Hariri,Born in Lebanon in 1944,the late Rafic Hariri was a Lebanese self-made billionaire and business tycoon, and was five times prime minister of Lebanon . You can view this site for confirmation.  <http://xxx.rhariri.com/general.aspx?pagecontent=biography>  He died and none of his families or relatives knows about this money, I came across this great fortune during an annual pre-audition. If you can be trusted and capable to handle this business with me in full confidence & trust, please send me the following information for documentation preparation and also give me your word of confidence that we will work as one team and I will get in return what belongs to me after successful transmission this operation:  (1). Full names:  (2). Private phone numbers:  (3). Current residential address:  (4). Occupation:  (5). Age and Sex:  More Information about yourself ETC.  I look forward hearing from you.  Kind Regards,  Mr. Johan Dickson

Let’s analyze it one by one.

“I have a transaction deal in the tune of $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen million united state American dollars}”  Man, $15M surely so much. I’m drooling right now “to be transferred to any possible safe account with your good assistance” Hmm, looks like we could be a partner. You have met the expert on it:). “I have every possibility & advantages for the proceeds of this account to be paid to you and then both of us can share equal percentage meaning 60% for me and 40% to you” How about you get 40 and I’m 60? “Can I trust you on this subject matter?” well, all of my friends who still alive said I am a trusted person (I k11l the rest who didn’t believe me lol ^_^). “I had discussed this issue privately with the Bank Director and he agreed to help and have instructed me to look for a foreigner who can be trusted and capable to handle this transaction so that we can secretly move this money out from UK immediately basing on Investments plans in your Country” I like the Bank Director. He/She surely has the qualification being the best smuggler in the world. “I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law” hey, thanks for your kindness sir, really appreciate it :P. “please send me the following information for documentation preparation and also give me your word of confidence that we will work as one team and I will get in return what belongs to me after successful transmission this operation:  (1). Full names:  (2). Private phone numbers:  (3). Current residential address:  (4). Occupation:  (5). Age and Sex:  More Information about yourself ETC” Wow, this chance surely will not come twice. I better hurry replying your message but don’t be surprised on what will you get. ^_^.

btw, thanks for your invitations sir, but i prefer being a drug seller, Oops, I mean a poor webmaster^_^.